Everthing I need to know in life I learned from...........

........ Noah's Ark

1) Don't miss the boat
2) Remember we are all in the same boat.
3) Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
4) Stay fit. When you are 600 yrs old someone may ask you to do something big.
5) Don't listen to critics. Just get on with the job that needs to be done.
6) Build your future on the high ground.
7) For safety's sake travel in pairs
8) Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
9) When your stressed, float a while.
10) Remember the Ark was built by amateaurs. The Titanic was built by professionals.
11) No matter the storm, theres always a rainbow waiting.

twas in the church newsletter last night.
ps i have issues with 10 there where unforseen circumstances and it wasn't the building at fault :P