womens stuff no likey no readie

Been to Doctors have got new Pil. "If problem continues come back and we'll do some more investigating." Read we shall shove the equivalent of a Ford Fiesta where you don't want it and maybe some more interesting things.
My lovely mother informed me that Smear tests are easier after you've had sex and easier still after having a kid.
I told her that it would at least be a fairly novel pick-up line. "Got a smear test next week, wanna fuck?"

Bugger

Ok no more icky stuff.

Also got hayfever tables as my left eye has started to itch on occasions (is my first sign of hayfever, then the snuffly nose).

The I went into The Gift Centre, which is closing down, and mum got a new kenwood mixer, a liquidiser and a bread maker for 150 quid. And I got a Hobbit Goblet :P which is a Pewter wine goblet with scenes from the Hobbit on it ie Bagend, Smaug, Gwahir and either Lake Town or the Mirkwood Palace I think, for oh the pricey sum of 35 pounds.

ack better go do work lets see 2:30 now see how many books i can do in an hour. marks set go.........