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It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class and the teacher had set them an assignment over the holidays to each read a book that they would then talk about in class.
So, the teacher calls on a girl to stand up and tell everyone about her book.
"I read a book about a Bow-Wow," she said and the teacher frowned and told her she was old enough to use proper words and to try again.
The girl thought real hard and said "I read a book about a Dog."
The teacher nodded and the girl sat down.

The teacher called the name of the next child and a boy got up and said, "I read a book about a choo-choo!"
The teacher scolded him and told him to try again and not to use baby talk.
The boy thought hard and said, "I read a book about a train!!"
That boy sits down and a the next kid gets up and looked at his teacher asking. "You don't want baby talk?"
"No." Replied the teacher.
" Winnie The Shit!!"