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Nov. 30th, 2002 11:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eliabrithWatching old stargate epis agai to try and get a lyout of Jack house.
I know its not christmas or even decamber yet but i'm going to do an advent calander thing with "The 12 days of Chaos" and what ever jokes land onto my inbox dear only knows what will be turning up here by xmas.
The 12 Days of Chaos (it belongs to Frank Kelly aka Father Jack.)
Dear Nuala,
Thank you so much for your lovely present of a Partridge in a pear tree.
We're getting the hang of feeding the Partrifge now although it was difficult at first to win its confidence.
It bit mother rather badly in the hand, but they're good friends now and we're keeping the Pear Tree indoors in a bucket.
Thank you again.
Yours affectionately,
Gubnet O'Lunacy
Jokes
Never argue with children.
Am honest 7yr old calmly addmitted to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but 3 girls helped me catch him."
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The children had all been photographed and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nicit will be to look at it when you are all grown-up and say 'There's Jennifer, shes a lawyer,' pr 'Theres Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the roo rang out,
"And theres teacher. She's dead."
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A 3yr old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there where 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens.
"How did you know?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
I know its not christmas or even decamber yet but i'm going to do an advent calander thing with "The 12 days of Chaos" and what ever jokes land onto my inbox dear only knows what will be turning up here by xmas.
The 12 Days of Chaos (it belongs to Frank Kelly aka Father Jack.)
Dear Nuala,
Thank you so much for your lovely present of a Partridge in a pear tree.
We're getting the hang of feeding the Partrifge now although it was difficult at first to win its confidence.
It bit mother rather badly in the hand, but they're good friends now and we're keeping the Pear Tree indoors in a bucket.
Thank you again.
Yours affectionately,
Gubnet O'Lunacy
Jokes
Never argue with children.
Am honest 7yr old calmly addmitted to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but 3 girls helped me catch him."
---------------------------------------------------------------
The children had all been photographed and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nicit will be to look at it when you are all grown-up and say 'There's Jennifer, shes a lawyer,' pr 'Theres Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the roo rang out,
"And theres teacher. She's dead."
---------------------------------------------------------------
A 3yr old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there where 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens.
"How did you know?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
