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[eliabrith]

Nuala,
Who the hell do you think gave you the right to send Eight hefty Maids a Milking here to eat us out of house and home?

Their cattle is all over the front lawn and has trampled the hell out of the Mother's rose beds.

The swans invaded the living room in a sneak attack and the ensuing battle between them and thw Calling Birds, Turtle Doves, French Hens and Partridge made the Battle of the Somme look like a meditation class.

The Mother is on a bottle of whiskey a day as well as the sixty grains of Valium.

I'm VERY annoyed with you.
Gubnet