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[eliabrith]

You have SCANDALISED my mother You Dirty Jezebel!

It was bad enough to have Eight Maids a milking dancing to punk music on the lawn but they have been joined by their friends, the Eleven Lords a Leaping anf the antics of the whole lot of them would leave the most decadent days of the Roman Empire look like the Shrine of Fatima.

I'll get you yet ya OULD BAG.


You know you been reading too much slasf fiction when.......

your standing in a line in Poundstrechers and glance across the video shelves and you see a set of videos about fisting only when you look properly they are fishing video.